MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
d**k. The whole song is a
metaphor for big d**ks.

MR. BLUE
No it's not. It's about a girl
who is very vulnerable and she's
been f**ked over a few times.
Then she meets some guy who's
really sensitive--

MR. PINK
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullsh*t to the
tourists.

JOE
(looking through his
address book)
Toby...who the f**k is Toby?
Toby...Toby...think...think...
think...

MR. PINK
It's not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted that's what "True Blue" is
about, no argument about that.
...